It sucks to be us

How good are our sports people going?
And when I say “good” I mean bad. Just ask any Pom and they will tell you that they “kicked our arses” at cricket, ask any Kiwi and they will tell that they “flogged us” at rugby and ask any Japanese person and they will tell you that Thorpe is the greatest model in the world. And yes I do mean the “swimmer” Ian Thorpe.
This wouldn’t be half as bad if the sports report didn’t regularly tell us this.
THAT’S NOT NEWS!!!
We would rather not hear about our fuck-ups thankyou very much.
At least the league is good. Ah yes I remember when the Melbourne Storm beat the pants off the bragging Broncos haha.
Well apart from a brief mention to the V8’s (good work Skaife, way to hold onto the lead) that’s it from me. (This is my second week without a single bourbon. Damn Kahlua's good).